By carboncoach - 13/12/2013 17:24 - Egypt

Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Did the kitten say, "Have a purrfect birthday!"? So many cat puns could have been made.

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DocBastard 38

And now you'll get 184 more from random FML users who don't actually give a **** about you but want to look like nice people. Happy ******* birthday.

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Zebediabolical 39

Everyone else was busy cleaning up the first snow in Cairo in over a hundred years.

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bludanzr 2

feliz cumpleaños op!! :)

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mrlopez 13

I concur. Felix crumpleanus Or in kitty-friendly language.. Meow meow purr purr mm you!

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buckdharma 37

I don't think the cat was being sincere.

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perdix 29

And I thought cats had to be 13 to have Facebook accounts.

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joopjoop 19

maybe they were over 13... at least in cat years! my boyfriend had a cat live to be 19 in human years though!

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thenewgirl29 20

Hahaha sorry OP but that's funny. At least now a bunch of random strangers on FML will wish you a Happy Birthday!

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MelonLord1544 11

Happy birthday, look on the bright side, people who barely know you are nice enough to say HAPPY BDAY , , , , , , __|__|__|__|__|__|__ |===Happy B-day=| |=====OP=======| |==============|

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ladystate 22

Here's to another year of life! Happy birthday, OP!

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nrevogcmamme 17

Happy birthday OP! At least how you'll get a bunch of "Happy Birthday" comments from random FML users (like me!).

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perdix 29

You made another 365 days without getting killed or contracting a deadly disease. Yay, you! About 20 million people worldwide accomplished the same feat today.

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VeganVampyre 26

Every day I break my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive :P

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