By michellenKG - 23/01/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML
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jellitonoctopus 19

Needles to say you did not go, right?

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Needles have never been the same after that Final Destination movie...

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olibuur 9

maybe someday you'll need it, and it won't be so pointless. no? okay.

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The_Troller 14

Intentional pun?

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palahniukpaul 6

Could you sell it?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

No, coupons have little price value. The actual value would range from a few cents to a fraction of a penny. Really, why buy a coupon?

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xStaciexLynnx 15

Actually I think there's sites for stuff like that? Like if you save $10 you can buy it for $3? Or its like a big trading site. Lol. I'm not sure. Maybe I'm making it up.

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rob3rt561 0

Atleast u got something, on my bitthday my mom asked me for 20 bucks!!! That was itt!!!.. :( Happy bdayy

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soccercreator7 3

Let's hope this was just a prank, and the surprise party is going to happen later on today with better presents

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Brainspoil 2

What woman doesn't like to get poked on her birthday. I think something is wrong with op

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ladyLALAA 28

Sell it on eBay, I'm sure someone out there likes being stabbed with needles haha.

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AlaskaKid95 7

Maybe she's encouraging you to meet someone and get over your fear of needles? Try to be optimistic. (:

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birdfreak 24

Aww happy bday! :) and if your sister knows you have a fear of needles, she's being insensitive. Sorry

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Natty23 0

The place for acupuncture, you don't even feel the needles, thats the cool part, I've been there and I've talked to people about it, everybody said they don't feel it

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