Miscellaneous: Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna...

By bad birthdays - 16/08/2014 05:09 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML

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You deserved it 3 458

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By cloudberry - 27/05/2012 08:00 - United States - Astoria

Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML

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You deserved it 2 730

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By Trew Love - 03/05/2016 06:25 - Canada - Fort Saint John

Today, it's my birthday. I called my mom to thank her for the gift she'd sent. She was surprised and said, "Oh I thought you were waiting to open it." She ended the conversation with, "OK, I'll call you on your birthday." FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 167

You deserved it 1 369

Happy nothing, then

By amy - 30/06/2018 19:00

Today, it's my birthday. I went downstairs expecting birthday greetings from my parents. Instead, they just sat on the couch saying nothing. Thinking they forgot, I casually reminded them. My mom scoffed and said, "Go do the dishes." FML

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You deserved it 364

By mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

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You deserved it 1 469

By Ya_I_said_it - 26/07/2016 15:31

Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML

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You deserved it 1 511

You're welcome!

By birthdaygirl - 22/10/2024 09:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my mom to let her know I was coming home for my upcoming birthday, as I haven’t seen my parents in months. She then stated she hated my birthday because it reminded her she was getting older, and they may have preexisting plans that evening anyways. Really feeling the family love… FML

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You deserved it 95

By Anonymous - 03/03/2011 14:21 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 140

You deserved it 8 326

By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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You deserved it 3 420

Partyblocked

By story of my life - 07/03/2022 02:00

Today, it's my birthday. I'd asked my mom weeks ago if she could watch my kids, so my husband and I could go celebrate. She told me an hour before we were supposed to leave I'd have to reschedule, so she could watch my brother's kids while he goes out for fun. Gee, thanks mom. FML

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You deserved it 106

Classic Mom

By secret - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 303

sexual_girl 15

Saturday 16 August 2014 16:07

That's really sad, sorry OP :( hopefully it's just a joke to maybe throw you off from something they have planned...?

catm1312 3

Saturday 16 August 2014 16:11

How the hell can somebody click you deserve this smh

Comments

Silence_Falls 8

Saturday 16 August 2014 19:12

Happy birthday Hope you feel better op

max5692 9

Saturday 16 August 2014 19:19

Well, why did you lie to her?

JBChristian 47

Sunday 17 August 2014 15:23

What you do think think smart one? Think some pesky little liar got butt hurt their lie didn't work, and posted an FML? I don't think so.

Saraishi 24

Saturday 16 August 2014 19:22

So sorry, OP. Happy birthday :)

brynnj16 3

Saturday 16 August 2014 19:32

It's my birthday too!

FaultInMyStars 11

Saturday 16 August 2014 19:49

Same Here!

Kyle1dc 17

Saturday 16 August 2014 20:26

Here's some virtual cake! Happy birthday to you both. Just in the likely case that its someone else's birthday to, Happy Birthday!

tournamentdecide 33

Saturday 16 August 2014 20:59

Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday.

vikky538 28

Saturday 16 August 2014 19:42

happy birthday OP...

vagballs 4

Saturday 16 August 2014 19:43

happy birthday! It's mine today too!

323cc 5

Saturday 16 August 2014 19:47

well Happy Birthday

hxnnxh 14

Saturday 16 August 2014 20:24

This is one of the reasons why I'm glad that me and my mum share our birthday on the same day!

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 16 August 2014 21:16

Is your name Timmy Turner?

mvc3ftw 17

Saturday 16 August 2014 21:17

dont worry op,today's my birthday too and well im taking things into my own hands and throwing myself a party.so make yourself one too.

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Today, it is mine and my twin sister's birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me also pretty. FML

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