By Anonymous - 19/07/2013 16:41 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event: an amateur Fight Club event they'd decided to stage in an abandoned parking lot. FML
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Pleonasm 35

And she talked to you about it? No wonder it's amateur.

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QQMorePlox 18

...5 rule of fight club no shirts no shoes. OP, why aren't you going to watch?!

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an3ph 20

Okay, you just broke the first two rules of Fight Club by talking about it.

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RogueWarrior869 23

Fyl, op. That was rude and disrespectful of her to do that on your anniversary. And to a lot of the rest of you, if the roles were reversed you would all be saying dump him, or he's a horrible person, or something along those lines. Just because she's a woman that did it does not make it okay. I am going off on a limb here and saying she didn't mention it before, either. And I doubt op was invited along since it was with 'her friends'.

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amisenho 11

There's another possibility. If the roles were reversed, people would be telling the female OP that "boys will be boys" and that "there are always other anniversaries; 5 years is not that long". You'll get a mixed review, but either way, it's a lame excuse.

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circlelranch69 1

Ok 5th anniversary and she ditches you, your soon to be ex wife may be playing for the other team. Either wat bro shes gonna leave your ass im sorry to be the only one to tell you that.

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love_me_electric 20

Coincidentally, I was just watching 1000 Ways to Die last night, and one of the scenes involved an underground, all mom fight club called "Mothers I'd Like to Fight" (aka MILF).

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billyc33 4

Who are you dating? Edward Norton or Brad Pitt?

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zomgbies 17

And you would actually believe that? Ydi

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phalne 5

your wife is pretty awesome though.

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fantasyworld 37

That was a dumb reason for her to bail.

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