By Justified12 - 13/10/2014 14:15 - United States - North Reading

Today, it's my mom's birthday. Got the perfect gift, the perfect card and of course the perfect cake. Well, it was the perfect cake until my dog's ass crushed it. FML
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Justified12 17

Hello OP here, So, basically this is what happened: As my dad is a pastor, we attend church as a family. I special ordered the cake and decided to pick it up, Sunday morning before going to church. The plan was to drop the cake off at my sisters house along with our two german shepherds since dogs aren't allowed in my church and I didn't want to leave them in my truck for health and safety reasons. So I picked up the cake, put both of the dogs in the back and placed the cake on the passenger seat. Halfway to my sister's house, it starts to get hot in the truck, so I rolled down the passenger window and of course what does every dog in the planet want to do if there's an open window? Stick his head out of the window. Afraid that he would jump out, I commanded him to "stop and sit and needless to say, as thankful I am that the cake was in a box, there was an obvious inevitable depression in it. Mom was too busy to notice since I bought her a kayak and a beautiful card. But lesson well learned. Thank you for the birthday wishes, and take care!

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demonfacee 14

Lol. At least he didn't shit on it, but still, that's pretty bad..

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siggy_mcsigx 22

"Might'er sat on it at some point, but I reckon it'll taste alright all the same." -Hagrid

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sahracrou 7

You still have perfect gift and card ;)

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Justified12 17

Hello OP here, So, basically this is what happened: As my dad is a pastor, we attend church as a family. I special ordered the cake and decided to pick it up, Sunday morning before going to church. The plan was to drop the cake off at my sisters house along with our two german shepherds since dogs aren't allowed in my church and I didn't want to leave them in my truck for health and safety reasons. So I picked up the cake, put both of the dogs in the back and placed the cake on the passenger seat. Halfway to my sister's house, it starts to get hot in the truck, so I rolled down the passenger window and of course what does every dog in the planet want to do if there's an open window? Stick his head out of the window. Afraid that he would jump out, I commanded him to "stop and sit and needless to say, as thankful I am that the cake was in a box, there was an obvious inevitable depression in it. Mom was too busy to notice since I bought her a kayak and a beautiful card. But lesson well learned. Thank you for the birthday wishes, and take care!

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schwaka 17

Your explanation definitely makes sense!! Personally I would have left the dogs at home because you can't trust them with cake lol, but I'm glad things worked out.

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jthmtwin 16

Never trust a dog to watch your food!

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Justified12 17

I wanted to leave them at home but my mom insisted that we bring them so we didn't have to worry about how long we could stay and celebrate her birthday at my sisters place. Next time if I buy the cake and the dogs are coming, they are riding with anyone but me.

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RJ4712 11

Am I the only one who would still eat the sat-on cake?

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PresidentNorth 16

#38 Dang jerkbait woo-ha-ha. Go be a negative Nelson somewhere else.

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skittyskatbrat 19

"Really, Mom! I swear, that is just chocolate icing!"

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jpeak 8

Poop jokes were funny in Primary School. I think.

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DrGoldFish 5

That is definitely not how you blow out candles.

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kalbrek009 20

Does your dog sit on the table/counter or did you (dumbly) set the cake on the floor/seat of your car where the dog could sit on it? I can't imagine why the dog would sit on a cake unless he/she is secretly an evil genius.

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