Miscellaneous: Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd...

By RaceCar - 12/02/2010 19:24 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 04:57 - United States - Paducah

Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML

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Sick ride, dude

By RdL - 17/03/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML

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By not_so_sweet_sixteen - 17/03/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, was my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a 3 month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML

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By crashednowcrushed - 26/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML

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By 1fungi - 07/12/2010 05:25

Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML

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By civic4life - 17/09/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML

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Lower your expectations

By Brilliant... - 25/05/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

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By Dopeboyfresh71 - 19/12/2010 01:02 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML

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By poop - 28/02/2012 07:10 - United States

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

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xundria 5

Friday 12 February 2010 23:45

quit expecting everything to be handed to you. A lot of people don't get cars for their 16th birthday. A lot of people don't get their first car until after college and it's a piece of shit.

exquisite 0

Friday 12 February 2010 23:44

Hey! You got your car, quit whining!

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Shadowdra126 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 0:43

lmao ur mom is hilarious

metazoanhaddock 11

Saturday 13 February 2010 8:21

and ur picture is full of WIN

KurouTenshi 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 0:44

next time you should ask her to be more specific. yknow, a lot of legal battles are won due to lack of specification from either party. so next time you're unsure about your mothers word, plead the fifth and call a lawyer!

daydreamstar 7

Saturday 13 February 2010 0:45

Hey OP! two words: Public Transportation!!! :D buses are more fun anyway..

boatkicker 4

Saturday 13 February 2010 0:55

Some places don't have public transportation. :(

zzyber 4

Saturday 13 February 2010 0:45

16 year olds deserve new cars?

alwayslovetolaug 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 0:46

your moms' a genius haha YDI for thinking this is a true FML situation

Erindub 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 0:47

Well it was no lie. I had to work hard for my first car. You'll feel better if you earn it. Your mom is kind of a dick though.

perdix 29

Saturday 13 February 2010 0:50

Don't listen to snickerdoodles. Every child in the US deserves a car on their 16th birthday regardless of the legal age of the state. I've been eating sack lunches for years to save up the money to buy my kid a car on her 16th. She didn't ask to be brought into the world -- we brought her here! Now that we brought her here, is she supposed to rot at home, or, God forbid, take public transportation (gasp!) Not giving a teenager a car is child abuse.

IDOLGIRL 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 0:56

my parents bought me a car when I was 15, so I would have a year to practice driving a stick shift.

SRL20 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 0:58

that's funny

puddy_fml 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:00

people on here are heartless... her mother said she would get her a car then that's what she expected! you probably told all of your friends too and that really sucks. ignore the dumbasses on this site who have nothing better to do with their days but pick on people because their lives are lame. sorry op but hopefully she has a real car waiting as a suprise...