Miscellaneous: Today, it's the day before my friends' wedding. My dress has...

By myrkes - 10/09/2015 11:09 - Switzerland - Marstetten

Today, it's the day before my friends' wedding. My dress has not yet been shipped from the online shop where I ordered it three weeks ago, the hand-crafted gift that was ordered last month is trapped at customs and my cats have just managed to open the drawer and eat the wedding card. FML

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By budgetboss - 08/06/2018 18:30 - United States - Granbury

Today, I got a call that my custom order bridesmaid dress is at the apartment complex I just moved out of. They won’t give it to me because I’m no longer a resident, but they just thought I should know. The wedding’s tomorrow. FML

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By Meaghan - 12/02/2013 17:41 - United States - North Myrtle Beach

Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML

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By all - 15/04/2012 03:02 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I had to admit that I hate the wedding dress that I've designed. My wedding is in a week. FML

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Better late than never

By Anonymous - 26/12/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I realised that despite all my careful Christmas preparation, there is one thing I forgot to get. The gift for my wife, which I should've picked up from the shop I ordered it from. It’s sat in that shop right now at 7pm on Christmas Eve. I’m a dead man tomorrow morning. FML

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By Noname - 10/03/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML

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By weddingcrashed - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

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All weddings are themed

By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 20:08

Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 13:36 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML

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By SadFace - 12/09/2013 12:39 - Australia - Newmarket

Today, my two closest friends declared that they hated each other. They're my bridesmaids. The wedding is in three weeks. FML

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By justmyluck - 26/08/2011 05:28 - Australia

Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML

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Thursday 10 September 2015 19:08

Weddings are not supposed to be fun or easy! They follow Murphy's Law, what can go wrong will go wrong!

Coland 19

Thursday 10 September 2015 18:58

I think she won't mind as long as you are there, right?

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adjwejaelwkdc 21

Friday 11 September 2015 4:02

Cancel the online order and go emergency-shopping at a brick and mortar store. Buy another card. Emily Post says you're okay on the wedding gift for up to three months, so buy a small token (or even a gag gift), and include with it an apologetic note about the real gift's delay.

asantos4 14

Friday 11 September 2015 5:12

Are you a bridesmaid? Normally, bridesmaids order their dresses 3-4 months in advance, not weeks...

LITTLEHORNFISH 7

Friday 11 September 2015 5:14

I would lay down, and die.

bapbap_fml 15

Friday 11 September 2015 8:33

Please tell me you are not a bridesmaid? Because if so you should have ordered your dress way sooner...

fmlfreek101 15

Friday 11 September 2015 14:28

Online shopping in a nutshell.

vb68_fml 28

Saturday 12 September 2015 4:29

At least it's not your wedding...

MissSticks 21

Saturday 12 September 2015 15:34

You didn't order it of forhimandforher did you? My friend is getting married in a couple of weeks and she got us bridesmaids to get our dresses from there. Out of the 5, we have 4 horror stories about that site.

nitsud82 14

Friday 18 September 2015 9:54

Maybe this is a sign, telling you not to go.

Raylosophy 10

Sunday 20 September 2015 17:54

Such a horrible string of bad luck. .....and was that a salmon flavored wedding card?

Kurliez408 32

Thursday 18 January 2018 14:42

That sucks, but ydi. It's common knowledge that online ordering can take ages, and needs even more spare time in order to fix any measurement problems. I'm sure though that your friend didn't mind waiting a bit longer for a good gift:)