Miscellaneous: Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I...

By bezoar10 - 11/05/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML

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By perfectmoment - 30/11/2009 00:47 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

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By docwinters - 27/05/2013 12:39 - Australia - Bathurst

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

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By sliceddice - 10/03/2010 16:08 - Denmark

Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2013 07:06 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nearly a year since my dad died. Not paying attention, my husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML

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By Dan223 - 01/10/2015 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 20:00 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

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By blind - 24/06/2009 12:11 - South Africa

Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML

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By fmmmmlll - 12/06/2012 05:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

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Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:44

wat an asshole!!!!!! dump him!

mfpeanuthead 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:46

What a douche.

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meb0210 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:49

You deserve so much better, someone who cares for you when you need them.

xxPrettyJane 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:50

dump his ass

generika 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:51

get rid of that jack off!

mcsnelly 5

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:51

what an asshole

bipolarchipmunk 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:52

expel your internal organs onto him like a sea cucumber does, entangling him in the sticky web of what used to be gently floating around in your belly. Don't worry they'll grow back, they always do.

mshadlow14 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:52

I am so sorry. My father died when I was only 14 and no one seemed to understand what I was going through, so i completely understand your situation. I bet your Father loved you dearly though.