Miscellaneous: Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I...

By bezoar10 - 11/05/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML

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By perfectmoment - 30/11/2009 00:47 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

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You deserved it 6 001

By docwinters - 27/05/2013 12:39 - Australia - Bathurst

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

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You deserved it 5 002

By sliceddice - 10/03/2010 16:08 - Denmark

Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

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You deserved it 3 737

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2013 07:06 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nearly a year since my dad died. Not paying attention, my husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML

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You deserved it 3 640

By Dan223 - 01/10/2015 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML

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You deserved it 3 736

By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 20:00 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

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You deserved it 3 043

By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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You deserved it 5 915

By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

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You deserved it 4 370

By blind - 24/06/2009 12:11 - South Africa

Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML

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You deserved it 46 721

By fmmmmlll - 12/06/2012 05:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

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You deserved it 2 450

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Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:44

wat an asshole!!!!!! dump him!

mfpeanuthead 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:46

What a douche.

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Micky_Pain 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:47

dump the idiot

shameonmedude 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:47

Please go eat shit #62....aight? thanks! :)

aztec37 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:51

anger issues much #60? also, your a bitch.

dg72592_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:52

#15... are you on acid? EDIT: & number 34... dayummm theres something in the water

shameonmedude 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:52

nope. just a touchy subject. how bout you worry about yourself and the OP instead #65

I2OI3 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:54

I'm sorry that happened to you. That's very sad. My site is similar to FML but it's like only funny FML's..

Ocilator 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:55

#64 you can kiss my big white hairy ass you douche-bag

Nakedsquirrel 5

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:56

Bad timing, lover boy.

shameonmedude 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:56

and risk getting AIDS?? no thank you!

literalmanchild 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:56

who is the biggest bitch in this here comment section i'll give you a hint, it's shameonmedude throw some more temper tantrums broski it's really funny