By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML
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khed_fml 0

I've got one of those, but I keep it under my skin too...I call it "lard".

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IIRoxieII 12

If that was me, I would say the same thing

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Keep telling yourself that, hun. Whatever it takes to sleep at night

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TheTruth1428 0

YDI for lying. If you're so insecure about your body that you have to lie to 4 year old kids, maybe you should put the food down, get off your fat ass, and do something about it. Either that or at least be secure enough in your chunkiness to admit you're fat and it isn't a fat suit.

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xd0rkiee 0

Who the hell cares if he made a white lie? As if that lie is going to affect the kids in any damn way.

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meezer008 0

i love how idiots like #19 who criticize overweight people are usually overweight themselves but dont have the balls to admit that and instead insult others because it makes them feel less shitty about themselves

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

It's a white lie. XD And like #5 said, it's not far from the truth. XD

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misspeg 0

I hate fmls about being fat. it's YDI every time. why don't you lay off the McDonalds for a while instead of whining about it on fml. loser.

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fmylifelooser 0

Um, not every fat person gets fat because of McDonalds. Granted, that is common, but there are such diseases, like hypoglycemia, and stuff like that, that people can't help. So don;t just jump to conclusions thinking that every heavy person lazes around McDonalds all day. OP: This is really funny. You just made my day :)

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begeru 0

What does him lying have to do with being called fat? He was called fat, and then he made a harmless white lie.

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blackhawk465 0

I agree with #24. The OP should lose some weight if he doesn't want the truth from kids.

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Ninjaface 0

You should have told them that your stomach was stretched out from the puppy you just ate. Then offered them your "special" candy. If that doesn't get them running, nothing will.

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turtlebun777 0

haha I laughed so hard! too funny:)

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tangerine_12 0

At least he called you mister, and not lardass.

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