Miscellaneous: Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that...

By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 04:57 - United States - Paducah

Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML

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You deserved it 4 329

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By crashednowcrushed - 26/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML

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You deserved it 14 853

By RaceCar - 12/02/2010 19:24 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 669

You deserved it 21 036

By not_so_sweet_sixteen - 17/03/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, was my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a 3 month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 501

You deserved it 55 830

By totallymyfaultyeah - 18/07/2017 05:00

Today, it was my 23rd birthday. I didn't make it to my party because I was rear-ended on the way there by a 16-year-old in a red mustang going 50+ mph. My birthday cake landed in my lap and I was yelled at by his mother for getting chocolate icing on their insurance card. FML

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You deserved it 321

Sweet Sixteen

By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 97

Lower your expectations

By Brilliant... - 25/05/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

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You deserved it 5 314

By rene - 22/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 368

By civic4life - 17/09/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML

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You deserved it 55 637

By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 22:00 - United States

Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 102

You deserved it 119 785

By 1fungi - 07/12/2010 05:25

Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML

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You deserved it 5 442

LSS_fml 18

Saturday 14 April 2012 12:02

Happy birthday!!

SkoomaKi 27

Saturday 14 April 2012 12:15

*sigh* Woman drivers...

Comments

insomniac8400 13

Saturday 30 June 2012 5:58

at least you're getting a free new car. jerk off.

alpacaman 5

Friday 7 December 2012 13:55

Get off this site then. 17+ only

longtimesunshine 4

Wednesday 13 February 2013 13:45

surprise*

criss09 3

Friday 5 July 2013 13:54

Hi I'm sixteen and I just got my G2 and I have to drive my dads corolla 2000 be grateful your parents got you a new car as I am grateful that I can drive this corolla.

tazzy349 11

Saturday 16 November 2013 3:38

women drivers

Rjake369 10

Monday 28 December 2015 16:20

How does she deserve it?

dancerkatie95_fml 20

Sunday 17 January 2016 18:25

I know I am late to the party, but why is everyone complaining about op getting a car at 16? Maybe his parents have enough money to get them a car? Who knows it could be a hunk of junk for all you guys know. Maybe op earned the car or something along those lines. Stop being so judgmental! You'd be upset too if your mom ran your car into the garage...