Miscellaneous: Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric...

By BirthdayTeeth - 16/06/2009 11:14 - United Arab Emirates

Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML

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By Lost - 14/01/2010 15:57 - United States

Today, it was my 18th birthday. Nobody said anything. Gillette sent me a free razor though. FML

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By bdaygirl - 03/12/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML

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By Kensie - 04/03/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, it is mine and my twin sister's birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me also pretty. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2013 08:25 - United States

Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML

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By Dopeboyfresh71 - 19/12/2010 01:02 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 23:02 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2012 04:51 - Australia - Forestville

Today, the whole family came over to celebrate my 18th birthday. My grandfather bought me a giant mathematics book. Apparently, he didn't want my 16 year old sister to be "jealous", so he got her the new iPad. FML

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By michellenKG - 23/01/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML

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xohxbrittanyrae 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:04

At least she thought of you. Most little sisters don't really care, depending on their age

pat2rome 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:04

As long as you don't enjoy it, FYL.

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Engineer_Chick 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:26

umm seen this... are people just copying and pasting from past fmls?

Success 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:26

Hey be happy. I wish I had hannah Montana in my mouth

pleasetryagain 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:29

Boo Hoo! My birthday present was ill suited for me! Cry me a river.

kellbell09 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:44

Wtf

ncochrum 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:32

Your sister: She's got nerve Your toothbrush: could really pump up the party As for your parents who didn't get you anything: nobody's perfect You got a toothbrush and a free mp3- It's the best of both worlds I could do this all day

barlessprison 16

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:25

HAHA best comment here!

mochadevil01010 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 7:41

hahahah this comment is win. the fact that your sister cares for you: true friend XDDDDD i actually think it would be amusing to get a Hannah Montana toothbrush - " YOU GET THE BEEEEST OF BOTH WORLDS..."

Guairdean 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:33

Bless your little sister. She probably thought it was the coolest gift in the world.

cough 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:34

amen #14

Mr_Positive 3

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:34

aw your sister is cute!

curryndricegirll 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:35

I love the way you phrased it. "...as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth..." That just makes it that much more funny. But I think there's a setting where you can use it as a regular toothbrush instead of an electric one and no "music" will play. But haha, that sucks.

lacalina 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 21:38

ahahahahahah this is a true FML of all the things it could have been, hannah montana has to be the worst nice of your sister to remember your bday though ;)