Love: Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair...

By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML

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By sadinmass - 13/11/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML

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You deserved it 5 768

Anyone for cake?

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML

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You deserved it 7 910

Partied out

By kp. - 31/08/2010 12:46 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML

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You deserved it 4 503

By bubblegum92 - 29/06/2013 08:02 - Australia - Perth

Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 256

You deserved it 5 020

By vetapplez - 04/04/2009 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

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You deserved it 8 649

By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 16:32 - Senegal

Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

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You deserved it 11 760

By Anna - 28/03/2012 01:08 - United States

Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML

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You deserved it 4 665

By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 22:51 - United States

Today, my fiancé turned 21. I stayed up and took care of him for 3 hours while he puked his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bed, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML

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You deserved it 14 384

By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML

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You deserved it 3 693

Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 765

Jaywin 3

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:32

I would like to see this $15 balloon.

Sage1314 4

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:33

But he's still got the ice cream right? Let's keep this in perspective!

Comments

jewelzgalore 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:04

YLF b/c you're with that loser.

texashorns82492 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:25

That's when you dump him

thisisausername 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:35

YDI for buying him a $15 balloon

jonnymohio 2

Monday 4 May 2009 2:00

How old are you? What guy over the age of 10 wants a balloon for his birthday, no matter what it costs! Shows you are immature. Grow up. YDI

sammie2 0

Monday 4 May 2009 2:11

hmm.. so then you got to eat the ice cream right? if he was going to have a big bash with a lot of drinking, you might as well have saved the gift for a private evening.

mylifeisfuckeddd 0

Monday 4 May 2009 2:13

was there $14 stuffed inside that balloon?

tiltwrestler 0

Monday 4 May 2009 2:14

#103: Puts rapists back on the street? Clearly, I'm a conservative- it's the liberal feminists who deny any difference between the sexes. And since I'm a conservative, I don't think rapists should be put back on the street- I THINK ALL CRIMINALS SHOULD BE JUDGED HARSHER THAN LIBERALS THINK THEY SHOULD BE JUDGED! I think rapists should get the death penalty, to be honest! It's you stupid libs who are like "duhhh dahh duhhh no lemme see, why dont we just talk to him and make him see the error of his ways? and then put him back on the street in a year! that way, EVERYBODY will wanna commit crimes, as there won't be as big of a punishment!" In other words, its LIBERALS who want "alternative punishment". and masculinity or femininity DOESNT have anything to do with being a decent human being! (radical feminists have proven that already, by pushing abortion down our throats). It has to do with the traditional things that guys and girls usually do. This used to be called "common sense" or "expected behavior", before you pussy liberals started whining about it being "stereotyping". And ok, maybe I'm not right about everything. But i'm also not a virgin. And you are. So KMA fagbag hahaha. Heres 50 cents, call somebody who cares. Cuz nobody on this post thinks your tite. And btw, your a little bitch. Im more of a man when I was 5 than you are now. If you ever talked shit to me to my face, bitch id take your life. Dont get it twisted, ur still a boy

the_effed_life 0

Monday 4 May 2009 2:20

What do you expect. It's the TWENTY FIRST. But you still got the ice cream now. And since when are balloons $15?

were_giraffe 2

Monday 4 May 2009 2:21

I gave you a "yeah that sucks" (or whatever it's called). However... yeah, for guys it's better to wait to give them their gifts for their 21st after they sober up...