Love: Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair...

By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML

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By sadinmass - 13/11/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML

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Anyone for cake?

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML

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Partied out

By kp. - 31/08/2010 12:46 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML

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By bubblegum92 - 29/06/2013 08:02 - Australia - Perth

Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML

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By vetapplez - 04/04/2009 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 16:32 - Senegal

Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

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By Anna - 28/03/2012 01:08 - United States

Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 22:51 - United States

Today, my fiancé turned 21. I stayed up and took care of him for 3 hours while he puked his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bed, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML

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Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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Jaywin 3

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:32

I would like to see this $15 balloon.

Sage1314 4

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:33

But he's still got the ice cream right? Let's keep this in perspective!

Comments

softball10 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 21:47

~~AT LEAST HE STILL HAS THE ICE CREAM =D

56578 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 21:48

don't get him anything anymore.... Though, you probably should have given him the gifts when he was sober...

karmamojo 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 21:49

What I want to know is what happened to the ice cream. Did it make him throw up? Did its richness push the limits of his alcohol filled stomach to the max? What flavor was it? Questions….questions…. and I’ll probably never get the answers I so desperately seek.

qwertyuiop8989 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 21:49

he probably threw up the icecream

mizzle69 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 21:50

YDI for expecting your bf not to get mega-hammered for his 21st and buying a $15 balloon instead of $15 of alchohol for him. Also for being late on your own boyfriends 21st bday party

ronca 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 21:52

"Why would you let a drunk person hold a birthday cake?" Lol And lol to #11! You should've known he'd be drunk as hell! YDI giv him his gifts in the morning instead of being late to his partay!

Gawky_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 21:57

21st birthday.... You buy him booze on his 21st not a fricken balloon

IAmWhoIAM88 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 22:03

Buy him some freakin alcohol

Jertastic 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 22:09

That is what a 21st birthday is. Buy him a bottle of Vodka and bang him till his dick bleeds.

mouseintern 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 22:13

I never understood the idea of getting sickeningly drunk on any occasion, even the 21st birthday. I was able to drink legally before my 21st since I lived in England for a while, so drinking on my 21st wasn't very exciting, but I had a few drinks and still enjoyed myself and everyone had a great time. Why would you want to drink past the enjoyment point and get to the point where you feel sick, piss people off, can't remember the whole thing, and then wake up feeling even worse? How is that at all enjoyable?