By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML
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Jaywin 3

I would like to see this $15 balloon.

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Sage1314 4

But he's still got the ice cream right? Let's keep this in perspective!

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loveandwriting24 0

$15 for a BALLOON????? At least you have the ice cream!!

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jeffrey27rj 0

that's what you get for buying a 21 year old a balloon

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asortafairtale 0

you would have been better off just buying him beer. and if you cant buy it yourself then go find somebody who can.

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brio_fml 0

that'll teach you to purchase something that's gonna start to deflate in a day for $15.

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blahdeda 0

This is one reason why I do something special for my bf for his birthday, separate from his party w/ friends. Still that really sucks, so FYL.

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opinionator 0

#2: "Boys will be boys" is your way of saying to this lovely lady "you're a girl, so your opinion doesn't matter." Not FML, not FHL, but F.U.

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