Intimacy: Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday and I saw he was logged...

By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 13:05 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML

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By jane smith - 01/07/2010 12:11 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2010 04:19 - United States

Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of 2 years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML

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Sexy time

By Jssceli09 - 18/12/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2017 05:00

Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML

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Sexy surprise

By perfectmoment - 10/10/2009 22:22 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By maddiee. - 21/10/2010 15:20 - Indonesia

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

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Happy?

By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:16

I think you showed them just how great of a girlfriend you were. Mission accomplished it seems to me.

MusicMan7187 3

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:13

lol YDI for not waiting to see who's at his computer before the clothes come off

Comments

robbotheking 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:25

You did show that you're a great girlfriend! ;)

mike1921 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:31

It's his birthday, any male would like to see their girlfriend naked at anytime, on your birthday you normally get things you want (or people try to give them to you), they have likely had sex with each other. And, really, I think the only way you could do something sexual with your boyfriend that points to a lack of dignity is if you do something that he wants and you don't. She did this without him telling her to or even that he wanted to see her naked, so she has dignity, just not inteligence.

mike1921 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:34

@67 A ho? It's her ******* boyfriend, if they've been together a decent amount of time she wouldn't be a ho to have sex with him. She deserves it for not being cautious.

mikew85 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:42

Bwahahahaha. Fail.

YDIxLol 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:16

Wow, Your boyfriend must have gotten a serious boner. It's kinda a YDI, but not so much. Lol.

aprilpointblank 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:26

Aww..i feel really bad for you :( And how can you people say shes a ho and a ****.. i mean its her boy friend... its not like its some random stranger..