By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 03:44 - United States

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML
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jaeyuuji 1

I guess she hates oranges too.

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damilesguy 0

wow. your daughter is a bitch. all cats are awesome!!!

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Lia_Mackenzie 4

...I'm not normally one to take these FML things seriously, but...dude... Shelter animals have hard enough lives to begin with, but to finally find a forever home and then have your human scream and run away from you the second you get there? That's horrible. :( I knew some peoples' superstitions got in the way of black cats finding homes, but now orange cats? What the hell? That's so depressing. OP, please, please, PLEASE don't take the cat back. The fact that your daughter is ungrateful and rotten isn't its fault, and punishing it for that is completely ludicrous. Regardless of whether or not something has a "soul," it has feelings. How would your daughter feel if SHE had been living in a cage for who knows how long, finally taken home, and then had someone scream and run away from her for no reason? :(

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jakemaniac 0

this has gotten way out of hand. I really didn't mind it at first, but people are almost using it like racism now. it's stupid

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jroc100 5

I know OP is the person of the fml but what does it stand for?

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samyslamajamma 0

Tell her its only human gingers. Cartman said so! He invinted ginger!

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gschuette520 0

thts a cute story wish i was watchin south park and decided to make an fml

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ams2643 2

i wonder what she would do if u dyed her hair orange

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alexaluvee 0

THATS ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE.!!! Wait an ungrateful bitch.! orange cats are the cutest.! And anyway, if I got a cat (even a hairless one with wrinkly skin) I would still love it just the same. This is coming from a kid who's parents are in a sense "poor" and I really don't get much but even still...that's depressing about your daughter

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jessicalduncan 0

First off, calling a little girl (assuming she is little) a bitch is uncalled for, ignorant and stupid. A brat maybe-not a bitch. If anything this is the mothers fault for exposing her daughter to southpark. With this said I laughed my ass off, I even showed this to my husband, in which he laughed 2

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XxKyttixX 0

LMFAO I can't tell you how hard this made me laugh, but I think in terms of "daywalker/Ginger" you also have to have pale skin and freckles not just orange hair/fur. you should let you daughter know the cat is safe, and to not be ungrateful about gifts.

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