By Anonymous - 25/10/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 038
You deserved it 6 345

Same thing different taste

Top comments

yadisingh 5

Eat up, big boy :) Haha, but dude, mom's are moms. Atleast yours actually cares about you haha.

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rcloca 10

I aspire to be a cop one day. This sounds like something my mom would do to me ._.

mine too. mine leaned out the window at school on my 15th birthday and screamed " THERES MY BABY ON HIS BIRTHDAY! I LOVE YOU!".

Dude I'd be grateful if I had a mother like that! my mom f*cking hates me!

Be happy she cares about you that's sweet of her to think of you

HoboSmeller 6

"Mom!, not while I am at work!"...."did you pack me chocolate pudding?"

How can you lay down the law, if you can't put down your own mother... or boundary or whatever. o.o

Before you post a comment again and look like an idiot, type it and read it aloud. If it sounds stupid, then it is stupid so don't post it. Just trying to help you out.

pie29302930 0

Umm free lunch from my mom? Yes please. If your mom cooks anything like mine does, then I'd be asking for lunch everyday.

KiddNYC1O 20

"Here, let me take that urine sample from you, Frank."

michellekelli 0

Geez, your mom actually cares about you enough to still pack you a lunch & call you pumpkin. Life sucks for you!