Health: Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems...

By HappyBirthday - 28/05/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately, so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me and her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML

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By jet8725 - 23/02/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 05/06/2010 10:36 - United States

Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML

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Left behind

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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Drive

By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML

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Smashed

By Mr. Headshot - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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Party for One!

By Sam - 08/12/2017 01:30

Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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Two rooms, two atmospheres

By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 16:58

Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML

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Holly_GoLightly 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:35

Shitty. thats why you need to buy icecream cake

minidonut54 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 12:20

she DID buy something storemade D:

Comments

Beanz0f93 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:40

Was the cake any good at least?

BlaisOf_Fire91 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:40

21, you're not even first.

spazmatic 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:41

that suckssss!

ejvlols 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:41

FIRST!!!!!! omg lols im so happy

Righty0 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:43

ahh blows

xXStayPrettyXx 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:44

Well, at least she won't forget this birthday...

xkeepitoriginal 1

Friday 29 May 2009 2:44

#21 and #25 fail. haha. but yeah. that really does suck. =/

Mykeh 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:45

Happy Birthday eh? Like 17 and 18, I'm guessing she is going to have a problem with you as well. A major FYL, all you wanted to do was cheer her up.

4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

Friday 29 May 2009 2:48

#21 and 25, you guys aren't even remotely close to first

jazminbliss 2

Friday 29 May 2009 2:51

I think this is more of an fhl, but deff. fyl as well

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