Intimacy: Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to...

By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML

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You deserved it 5 018

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, whom I have been with for 4 years. I've been in Australia for the last 2 months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML

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By Carmen - 11/04/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML

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You deserved it 5 679

Spotted

By Username - 07/03/2010 17:41 - France

Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML

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You deserved it 3 536

By juliette - 08/10/2012 05:39 - United States - Tucson

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML

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You deserved it 4 503

By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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You deserved it 33 485

Busted

By Stacy - 21/03/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 803

You deserved it 121 806

By Brittany - 10/04/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. FML

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You deserved it 49 941

Lythiaren 8

Saturday 25 September 2010 9:23

Dump him then. He just told you he planned to cheat on you. YDI if you got them anyway.

FYLDeep 25

Saturday 25 September 2010 9:24

For whatever reason I think that there would have been signs that he was an asshole much early in the relationship.

Comments

chinosurferchick 5

Saturday 25 September 2010 9:45

Relationships are too much trouble.

MissGrinch 4

Saturday 25 September 2010 9:53

Humans are troublesome.

Phustercluck 11

Saturday 25 September 2010 11:10

Kittehs can be even more troublesome, but I suppose their cuteness makes up for that.

travisrocker 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 12:42

ketths dressed in frog outfits are just down right epic :D

Taipan_fml 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 18:54

They're only too much trouble for those who want to sleep around and can't muster up the effort it takes to make one work, which includes being selfless at times. The rest of us don't really have much of a problem, though.

Phustercluck 11

Saturday 25 September 2010 9:48

Uhg, people like this give guys a bad name. At the same time there's plenty of girls that are the same way. Why must people be sofaking deceitful and whatever happened to loyalty?

musiclife_fml 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 10:04

This.

gigglebritches 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 10:34

I don't see much deceit going on, considering he just flat out said he planned on hooking up with other chicks. Loyalty on the other hand....

xdeadxradiox 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 10:50

#28, I like your name. :D

gigglebritches 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 18:01

thank you :)

Spastastic 6

Saturday 25 September 2010 19:07

16 -- SNL reference win.

Phustercluck 11

Saturday 25 September 2010 20:02

The deceit is him misleading her into believing that they were in a meaningful relationship. This of course my own extrapolation, I'm assuming they did not just meet yesterday. Otherwise, I doubt the girl could be that delusional, although it is a possibility.

natilie69 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:46

your hot i like you :)

Phustercluck 11

Tuesday 28 September 2010 6:21

lol, why thank you. 'Your' hot too :P

DROELOELULZ 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 9:49

HAHA BURN!

chriszbeauty 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 9:51

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BananaTroll 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 9:53

I'm genuinely confused. Does the boyfriend want her to steal the girls or the condoms? I don't know about you, but I'm going to be stealing some virginities.