By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:00 - United States

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Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
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Lythiaren 8

Dump him then. He just told you he planned to cheat on you. YDI if you got them anyway.

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FYLDeep 25

For whatever reason I think that there would have been signs that he was an asshole much early in the relationship.

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zamato 0

Stupid hoe. Do you expect him to stay loyal to you while he is in college!? LOL!!! But don't worry. He's not going to get any action at all. College isn't like the movies, it's a pathetic prude fest. At least my school is. All the ***** at my school think they are princesses who are too damn good for everyone. YDI for being dumb.

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sallen0046 4

Oh, poor you, having to hear your boyfriend be honest instead of lying to you for months on end. Why would you wait until the day before he left to discuss future plans for your relationship? Did you just assume your life was like some romance movie and you'd live happily every after? If you did, you truly deserve it.

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Pensu 12

It'd a good thing you're not bitter or anything. That would just make you look pathetic.

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JXJ_fml 0

At least no stds huh!?! :D

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Kitties_Outcast 1

scream next time at the top of ur lungs maybe someone will think he's trying to do something lol

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natilie69 0

wow no relationships work through college

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meteor_stream 9

Hey, I never though I'd justify that method, but there's a sweet little way of revenge: proceed to buy the condoms, but get every single one of them pierced. When the poor jerk ends up with a whole soccer team of babies from his one-night stands, he'll be sorry for the rest of his (now miserable) life :D

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LornasArt 0

@ meteor_stream and what about the future of all of this poor girls? their future is ruined too... and what about the babys or do you think all of them should do abortion? ôo

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meteor_stream 9

First of all, I was being sarcastic =_= Second, I think that people who aren't responsible enough to devote their time to studying in a college (instead of whoring around) are also not responsible enough to spawn. And yup, I'd opt for an abortion, while we're at that. I don't see it as a problem =)

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