Kids: Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents...

By Lisaaa - 27/10/2010 11:47 - Canada

Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML

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By bad birthdays - 16/08/2014 05:09 - United States - Los Angeles

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By mclovin09 - 18/12/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

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Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:45

Once she asked your permission to lie, you were up a creek no matter your response. I guess it's time to teach her the value of the Little White Lie.

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Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:46

That was a lose-lose situation anyway.

Comments

WhipMyHair 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 22:16

lol...whats wrong with that? You told her she couldn't lie, so at least she's honest...good for her!

alwaysbored13 14

Wednesday 27 October 2010 22:59

Sorry OP but you're the one who told her not to lie. On the other hand , the scene of a little girl doing that seems incredibly cute

maphineRAWRS 10

Wednesday 27 October 2010 23:01

at least she asked? haha

iheartglasses 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 2:00

Kids say the darndest things lol

Woodrock410 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 2:24

what an ungrateful little shit!!!

nikki456123 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 4:19

ydi for not letting her lie

jose1760 1

Thursday 28 October 2010 4:32

That's is sooo cute and funny!!

ygdrassil 17

Thursday 28 October 2010 4:56

Kids say the darndest things.

shelby_sevenfold 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 5:05

uhm,well...at least she has good values. Nothing wrong with that. Now you have to teach her to be respectful... :)

TheOtherNewest1 6

Thursday 28 October 2010 6:56

Why is this an FML? Your daughter is disciplined enough to ask. And, more importantly she won. Tell her she's awesome. Grandparents shouldn't give kids ******' sweaters.