Kids: Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents...

By Lisaaa - 27/10/2010 11:47 - Canada

Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML

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By bad birthdays - 16/08/2014 05:09 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML

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Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothes with the Playboy logo all over them. FML

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By mclovin09 - 18/12/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

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Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:45

Once she asked your permission to lie, you were up a creek no matter your response. I guess it's time to teach her the value of the Little White Lie.

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Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:46

That was a lose-lose situation anyway.

Comments

gunman15 4

Thursday 28 October 2010 7:31

well you said not to lie to her grandparents

ZaneAnTy 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 14:05

win

scj 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 14:30

I think it's adorable. she's honnest that's for sure.

AzKoldAzICE 3

Thursday 28 October 2010 15:08

should have said just say thank you and left it at that

Gustavius 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 16:33

The parents should have explained the difference between a lie and courtesy. Their fault, and they deserved it :)

Namenlos_fml 20

Thursday 28 October 2010 18:03

Awesome kid!

atarrance 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 18:53

I bet it was ugly. That'll teach them

temporos_fml 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 21:00

That child is your punishment for failing to keep your pants on. You totally deserved it.

mercedeslove 0

Friday 29 October 2010 3:31

I hope you broke her jaw for that comment. Your daughter is a disrespectful piece of shit. She needs her ass kicked a few times, head bashed against a wall, you know? Teach that worthless **** a lesson. You failed as a parent. I want to come over and kick her face in.