Kids: Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents...

By Lisaaa - 27/10/2010 11:47 - Canada

Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML

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By bad birthdays - 16/08/2014 05:09 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML

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By mclovin09 - 18/12/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

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Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:45

Once she asked your permission to lie, you were up a creek no matter your response. I guess it's time to teach her the value of the Little White Lie.

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Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:46

That was a lose-lose situation anyway.

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XxdarkangelxX13 0

Friday 29 October 2010 7:47

well she did ask:)

likeabaws 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 4:36

well actually she didn't really mean she hated it. she said "can I lie" and when you said no she said "I hate this sweater" so she pretty much said she liked it. she didn't want to lie? so she said she hated it.

BlAzEtHiS 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:09

You should've known that was coming. I saw that from a mile away.

fml_mu 10

Friday 27 April 2012 11:19

Well I dnt think you really deserve it... but when it comes to your kid and he raises this kind of question, it's better to ask him the reason why he would like to do so. Then explain to him why is can do so or he cannot do so. We do need a lot of patience with kids.

newburton13 26

Saturday 16 June 2012 15:10

Really? You didn't see that coming?

watchman_fml 5

Tuesday 19 June 2012 6:55

she asked u for permission n u refused!!!

Incognito23 15

Wednesday 16 January 2013 7:46

Well.. She didn't lie..

doglover100 28

Wednesday 5 March 2014 16:49

If you are opening presents you are allowed to lie.

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 5 June 2014 21:25

Always lie when it comes to presents.

PL0WW 20

Sunday 30 November 2014 22:49

To be fair, you've done very well to raise a child that not only asks your permission to do something that you have taught her to know that it is wrong, but she also asks it in the correct manner. You should be proud that your little girl is so well spoken.