Miscellaneous: Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and...

By Needasafe1234 - 25/09/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML

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By really? - 13/04/2013 09:21 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My family put a bouquet of balloons outside my room for me to find when I woke up. I walked out of my room, saw the balloons, screamed, and fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2012 14:54 - United States - Erie

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 23:30

Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML

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By stinkerweeder - 05/02/2011 20:30 - United States

Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML

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By Masiro - 13/07/2021 13:00 - United States - Pendleton

Today, I traveled 3 hours to a town I hate, to spend my birthday with my mom and brother and his family. My mom didn't realize it was my birthday until the cake slice with candles was placed in front of me. FML

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By Boyufd - 19/06/2021 00:01

Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML

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Clown World

By sweetsixteen - 22/06/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML

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aziatic 0

Friday 25 September 2009 19:36

that's my kind of party

DoomJeff91 2

Friday 25 September 2009 20:02

Why'd you have a demolition crew in your bedroom?..... Oh.

Comments

snake_Girl85 0

Friday 25 September 2009 20:51

YDI for using "X yearS old" as an adjective

snake_Girl85 0

Friday 25 September 2009 20:53

YDI for using "X yearS old" as an adjective. Twice.

snake_Girl85 0

Friday 25 September 2009 20:55

Sorry for the double post... stupid phone...

Witchcraft_fml 4

Friday 25 September 2009 21:00

So than, erm, what's in the icing?

Jadesomeone 0

Friday 25 September 2009 21:22

EPIC FAIL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB8oucrg4xM

christinnaaa 10

Friday 25 September 2009 21:26

I know this makes me seem really stupid but I font get it whenthey wrote " blow people " do they mean blow up dolls or something sexual going on ? I'm sorry I know it's a dumb question but someone please clearify (: thanks

OwMyToe 0

Friday 25 September 2009 21:45

The blow up dolls that some guys (and girls) like to do things with http://pictureslast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/funny-blowupdoll.jpg

XxRose_SparksxX 7

Monday 6 August 2012 19:58

To put it plainly...Dolls you have sex with xP

MishasMeow 0

Friday 25 September 2009 21:47

LOL! I can only imagined what that looked like..

I_am_stupid_also 6

Friday 25 September 2009 21:50

Good thing you used it last night so it was still inflated. You could have killed your grandma when she tried to blow it up.

helios_rex 0

Friday 25 September 2009 21:51

OP, your post should have been this: "Today, I tried posting an FML but my grammar is so bad that the FML ended up being about my engrish. FML"

scateice 0

Friday 25 September 2009 21:59

lol

TwilghtLuvr13 0

Friday 25 September 2009 22:06

please learn english.

olisykes_ 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 5:32

Please don't try and make yourself feel big by nit-picking people's grammar. Twilight sucks a fat one, by the way.

RubixMonkey 0

Friday 25 September 2009 22:25

OMG I would have blown up at them, I mean hell you think condoms offer protection but if your grandma and five year old brother/sister found them, well hell, looks like you are going to be alone for a long time