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If the OP is lying or joking about the "ended up in the hospital" bit, that's a possibility.
Well maybe he was able to give it to her as a peace offering during the 'battle' and then when she realized she had been pranked and given a lovely ring she felt remorse over clubbing the OP half to death and took him to the hospital...
I find it funny how many people here assume that the OP's girlfriend beat the crap out of him with the rolling pin... We don't know how badly the OP was hurt, only that he went to hospital. As I mentioned in another reply, a good wack on the noggin could be enough for a trip to hospital just to be on the safe side (concussion is serious), broken bones could be another reason (some of the smaller bones don't take much force to break). I dont know the whole story either, I'm just adding a different perspective instead of jumping to the conclusion that she went all psycho and beat him repeatedly till he was black & blue...
Awwwwww I'm so sorry for you :(
i'd say if you decide to stay with her, propose again. this time with an oven mitt. because that might not hurt as much.. and it would be funny :) however, if you value your life... maybe set up something romantic and non funny? meh :) best of luck.
So essentially don't give her a gun.
its your fault for being mean
Lmao! What did she get you? Talk about over react.... This is what your wanting to marry.... Can't even take a joke, but I wouldn't either if you told me " make me my dinner." once to many times... Lol
The bitch hospitalized the guy... That's nothing to lighten up about.
Did she say Yes?
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It seems like after five years, she'd know you well enough to recognize that it was a gag gift. Unless you've just told her to get back in the kitchen one too many times and she finally snapped...
Let me guess, she made you shove it up your ass.