Kids: Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in....

By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

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By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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By tickle spunk - 29/12/2011 18:39 - United States

Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML

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Got talent?

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 20:56 - United States - Collingswood

Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML

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By Annie - 24/02/2011 06:39 - United States

Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML

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He doesn't even go here!

By ladyofzanarkand - 25/05/2018 20:30

Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 21:58 - United States

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

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Nervous laughter

By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 04:00

Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML

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Your song

By None - 08/02/2009 17:18 - United States

Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML

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By justjust - 28/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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Make an entrance, not a scene

By Anonymous - 14/03/2022 18:00

Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML

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Doortje 29

Saturday 12 March 2011 12:22

That was probably more entertaining than the rest of the musical. Excellent performance OP.

x_Cupcakes 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 12:18

Now that's something that you CAN'T laugh off!

Comments

rawr182 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 13:22

******* americunts, ******* Christians, and the when you mix them......

NextBigThing5044 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 13:36

Whyd you say hell in a high school musical, and your mom must be very strick...

ninjaturtleem 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:14

***strict

laxgirl122765 0

Friday 18 March 2011 1:58

The past two plays my high school has done have been Les Mis and Phantom of the Opera, and they both have cursing in them, so it's not like it's unheard of to curse in a school play.

EmilyCecile 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 13:53

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DocBastard 38

Saturday 12 March 2011 13:54

It's your own goddamned fault for using such foul language, dipshit. Clean up your filthy ******* mouth, you asshole, and maybe your mother wouldn't have to publically bitch slap you, you stupid ****.

Quasar55_fml 18

Saturday 12 March 2011 14:05

I hell you for cursing, Doc !

CrazyGirl445 4

Saturday 12 March 2011 14:44

love this(:

Jonah171 12

Saturday 12 March 2011 16:11

This is an epic win! And to all the of the really slow ones that'll comment on it in the future, he's trying to be funny, and succeeding. :D

starwarsguy330 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 16:54

haha lol this guy is funny

BugsBunny1 4

Monday 14 March 2011 3:58

See Doc, this is the reason I named my account just for you.

eminemXshady 0

Monday 14 March 2011 7:50

Bugs bunny win

my_butt_hurts 0

Monday 14 March 2011 8:17

wow. it was in the script. two other people said it too.

BedroomEyes19 0

Monday 14 March 2011 9:22

This is such a win :)

Master_Bait 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 2:39

Creeper!

robotiick 12

Thursday 17 March 2011 1:10

dude **** u and ur life ass hole y dnt u clean up ur ****** mouth u stupid ass **** I hope u get raped

Bless23 0

Friday 18 March 2011 6:56

hey fucktard she said she was in a ******* play, now ru going to shut the **** up or not because only ignorant people like you would post such a close minded comment and those r some pretty big words comingfrom someone whos user name is Docbastard

Pendoom 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 18:30

@91 you sir, just got trolled. And this sounds like this is something my mom would do, Thats why I don't give her dates to events, I just tell her i'm going to a friend's house :D. (Unless it's really important, or she already knows about it)