By ambermcnulty - 05/01/2010 02:27 - France

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Today, it was the first time my boyfriend saw me naked. He grabbed my breasts and began to sing, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He's 22. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 229
You deserved it 6 082

Same thing different taste

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Boys are men from the day they're born, and men are boys until the day they die.

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nood_fml 0
LiveAndLetDie17 0

that's something I would do to my. gf too

Your life is indeed ******, OP. I wish there was something you could do about this tragedy, but there just isn't. Time to put a shotgun under your chin and pull the trigger. It's the only way out of this hellish nightmare your life has become.

Urbanchiller 0
SweetestSin 4

LMFAO that's hilarious, my husband does the same thing except he doesn't sing about coconuts he makes the motor boat sound and then makes up boobies songs, honestly its quite hilarious and he will be 30 this year, OP embrace it, it's nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed about laugh about it and be thankful he is still into you a lot of women still wished theirspecial others touched them

Cartain 0

FYL. Because that would totally be normal if he were 40.

not even a big deal. if you've got breasts the size of coconuts, you should be thanking god instead of complaining about your boyfriend. anyone would of done that.

gangstahjennstah 0

that's not even a fml. it's hilarious. hahaha.

jamie_leeann23 0

hahaha that's cool, be nice to him and make some awesome song about his balls. do it.