Intimacy: Today, it was the first time my boyfriend saw me naked. He grabbed... - FML

By ambermcnulty - 05/01/2010 02:27 - France

Spicy

Today, it was the first time my boyfriend saw me naked. He grabbed my breasts and began to sing, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He's 22. FML

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By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

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Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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Let down

By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 15:54 - Canada - Sherwood Park

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Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

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By Rosies - 30/11/2008 02:34 - France

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Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

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By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By reallyson? - 12/01/2015 05:28 - United States - South Hadley

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Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML

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Beginner

By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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Observational comedy

By JackOLantern2099 - 17/12/2019 18:00

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Today, my girlfriend and I saw each other naked for the first time. She said my balls looked like little acorns. FML

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Top comments

hockeyhouse 5

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:22

Boys are men from the day they're born, and men are boys until the day they die.

Cuc_fml 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:33

that's kinda funny I'm sorry

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FDotLow 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 12:26

Genius.

JovialJosh 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 12:41

haha no way I just did that to my girlfriend today!!

verno02 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:45

hah too funny.

urclremi 2

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:48

lolz. atleast he's complementing u

sexii22 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 3:17

lmaooooo :)

Isa_fml 20

Thursday 7 January 2010 3:18

Hahahah! I know it can be cheesy and embarrassing, but guys are like that, and will never be any different. I've been dating my partner for 5 years and his fascination with my boobs and his silly jokes have not abated. I found it embarrassing at first but I've come to accept it. After all, he's complimenting me in his silyl way...

Ashley121645 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 7:55

personally, i think thats funny. I'm a girl and if my boyfriend said that to me i would laugh and take it as a compliment. lol.

itsmeforever 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 21:12

haha, thats great

dropxdeadxgeneva 0

Friday 8 January 2010 0:19

Aw, I actually think that's well cute.

Jaygirl 0

Friday 8 January 2010 3:27

hahah awesome!

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