Miscellaneous: Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where...

By keyless - 14/04/2012 15:20 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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By DevilsTemptation - 29/08/2019 02:01 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML

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By doneanddone - 28/02/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's place until very late. He had stolen my keys as a joke at some point, but by the time I noticed, he was too drunk to remember where he'd hidden them. FML

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By DTMM - 15/09/2023 08:00

Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By rhplb - 17/05/2016 13:10 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I arrived to work at exactly 8 so I could leave at exactly 5, without overtime. I found out later that my brother took my keys with him somewhere and now I can't enter the house until he gets back at 11. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2012 16:04 - United States - Millers Tavern

Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML

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Sinking feeling

By Cheesey_Dorito - 10/09/2018 14:30

Today, I couldn't find the keys to open the store I work at. The resulting stress gave me chest pains that ended up sending me to the hospital. I still missed work and my father found the keys under the passenger seat in his car. The same seat I sat in on the way to the hospital. FML

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4everblackjack 10

Saturday 14 April 2012 19:59

Well then, I suggest checking into a very expensive hotel under his name/credit card >:D

2oc 5

Saturday 14 April 2012 19:59

That's just uncanny...

Comments

FalconWhitaker 20

Sunday 15 April 2012 1:24

... wow. That's... wow. That's a whole new level of inconsiderate and daft.

cookeemonster 7

Sunday 15 April 2012 2:09

I moderated this :)

firefighterjohn 9

Sunday 15 April 2012 2:17

now you have a reason to be late for work. call them and tell your boss that your dad took your keys with his keys by accident. I wouldn't try and explain to your boss he took your keys for a bottle opener. then your boss may not believe you.

Jigsaw2126 6

Sunday 15 April 2012 2:35

# blondemoment

MigraineurOfLife 15

Sunday 15 April 2012 2:46

Car rental in your dads name. Or, maybe he did it on purpose to keep you from driving. Just a thought!

FLCRACKERbaby 2

Sunday 15 April 2012 5:01

Well you know what to get him for his birthday now

iiFrench_Fries 5

Sunday 15 April 2012 5:19

Thats a 'Bitchh Ass Movee' lol. Usee his credit cardss >;)

tomtato 10

Sunday 15 April 2012 7:23

For his holiday he has your house keys, for everything else there's HIS mastercard :)

BloodFaerie 21

Sunday 15 April 2012 7:23

I voted FYL, BUT... I keep wondering what kind of lifestyle you lead that you have a bottle opener on your keychain.... do you need AA?

Attica 20

Sunday 15 April 2012 10:01

Really? Yes, owning bottle opener keychain -must- mean that the person uses it at a constant >.>

TheHezzer 17

Sunday 15 April 2012 17:56

Bottle openers are extremely useful, especially when you've lost any others, doesn't mean alcoholism. I always enjoy a bottle or two of beer after a long day working, and it's so much easier to grab a cold one from the fridge on my way in, and as I'll still have my keys in hand open it on the way to the sofa - not a problem! Plus, OP is from Scotland, a country famous for drinking a lot and one of many reasons I love it!!

devendarling 5

Sunday 15 April 2012 18:31

I drink Mexican coke (it doesn't have one of the ingredients American coke does that makes me sick) and I require a bottle opener for it. So, I carry one on my keychain because it's simple, and I drink them places besides home. I got a keychain one when I was at a radio station... they hand them out at places like concerts. Don't assume alcohol is a major factor... lots of people carry bottle openers.