By shootme - 13/11/2011 22:46 - Canada

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML
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ReesesPuffs 0

*waits for somebody to say that's a shitty situation*

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flockz 19

sorry but they probably don't have an app for cleaning shit stains off your phone.

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BossHawg254 0

stoner if i ever knew one poor fone it wuz prolly a smart fone too unlike the shitty booty boy... lmaO!

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sicwitit 0

54 I agree. can't handle it then leave

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sicwitit 0

he then said oh shit and then said I'll call u back

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sicwitit 0

52 ha she tried to be funny again

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Obeyy19 4

I hope u don't plan on talking on that shitty phone again. F your life for your stupidity.

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piinktweetz 0

Now your phone is the shit :)

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haveachat 1

My Nokia n8 would be more useful as toilet paper. Maybe you were subconsciously thinking the same.

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1crabbygirl 10

You need ShartPhone - see Jason Ellis Show on XM Faction!!!

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jellyD 1

Excuse me: ... Like everyday, I'm using my iPhone while taking a dump... Dude, Too Much Freaking Information! Yeah FML has silly stuff, but no one needs wants or deserves your asshole stupid ignorance!!! Amen

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