By shootme - 13/11/2011 22:46 - Canada

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML
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ReesesPuffs 0

*waits for somebody to say that's a shitty situation*

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flockz 19

sorry but they probably don't have an app for cleaning shit stains off your phone.

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monamonkey 4

At least you're not in the habit of playing with cacti while you drop your shadoobies...

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kainpwnsu 19

Did you follow up by exclaiming, "Oh, *#$%"? It's the only decent thing to do in such a situation.

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dmcd_39 14

Did you put this up with your phone if so how did you clean it

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mollyjynxjax 28

That's why you put the phone down when it comes time to wipe. Also, you may want to consider a new phone if you don't have a full cover case...

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jquaw 16

How did you wash it haha did it ruin your phone ?

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RainbowLibster 17

The real question is whether you put the 'toilet paper' into the toilet.

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Rockinroyaltyx3 21

I know this is old. But I'm taking a dump while reading this. Better make sure not to wipe my ass with my phone!

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William beat tiger 7

That is sucks

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