Work: Today, like every day, I walked into my office and was greeted...

By lpspann87 - 24/09/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, like every day, I walked into my office and was greeted by the smell of shit wafting through the air. My lactose intolerant, diabetic coworker won't stop eating Whataburger and milkshakes for breakfast, no matter what his body tells him. FML

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By Brendan - 19/02/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML

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By mpfrost153 - 01/11/2021 12:00 - United States

Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 22:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

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By it hurts!! - 29/05/2023 21:00 - United States

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By joshua - 06/08/2011 00:18 - United States

Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML

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By gassy - 15/07/2015 11:15 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, whilst still trying to potty train my puppy and keep her from both peeing and pooping in the house, my lactose intolerance kicked in full fledge. Every time I pass gas, she smells poop and believes it's okay to immediately drop a deuce on the carpet. FML

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By Stinkbomber - 24/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Woonsocket

Today, at work, our grease traps were getting cleaned out. My desk is right next to the vent for outside air, and veryone thought I crapped myself and wouldn't go near me. FML

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By Ammile - 25/12/2018 04:00

Today I had a customer come into my office smelling like feces, urine and body odor. I tried not to get sick to my stomach but failed miserably. I threw up in my trash can in front of him. It now smells like feces, urine, body odor and vomit in here. FML

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By Anon - 20/01/2017 22:00

Today, as any other work day, I sat down for lunch. Unfortunately, the door to the toilet is right next to where I sit. Every time a colleague uses the toilet, I hear everything, which puts me off my lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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Sunday 25 September 2011 1:59

Shove a cork up his ass.

heavymetalman1 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 1:59

Sounds kinda shitty...sorry op

Comments

usmarine330 2

Sunday 25 September 2011 10:02

All these damn acronyms are giving me a headache. Spell hit your shit. Also, you might not have heard this one yet but he will die soon. 10th repost I know

kkmwong 11

Sunday 25 September 2011 10:16

Sounds tasty.

kkmwong 11

Sunday 25 September 2011 10:16

Sounds tasty.

DKjazz 20

Sunday 25 September 2011 10:21

I know it's not good for me, but I treat myself to crack at least once a month.

patrickalamo 47

Sunday 25 September 2011 14:30

With any luck he will be dead soon

lilcc86 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 15:11

whataburger IS pretty damn good.

daydreamer244 13

Sunday 25 September 2011 15:52

don't worry he won't be around much longer to smell like shit with those kind of eating habits.

lolitroll_fml 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 16:05

Whataburger is good but bring a can on ferb

BritLass 15

Sunday 25 September 2011 16:25

Bleugh! That's disgusting! Talk to him and get a lot of air freshner!

Midtowngirly 1

Sunday 25 September 2011 16:50

Talk to your boss, if nothing is done you can quit on the grounds of hostile work environment and collect unemployment until you find another shitty job.