By Emily27 - 20/01/2012 11:56 - United Kingdom

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Today, like every other day, my boss referred to my breasts as pillows he needs to nap on. FML
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DocBastard 38

Silentbutfunny - you are (unfortunately) neither of the adjectives in your username.

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bad_medicine 2

If I was u, I'd tell him I have him on tape saying that to u. That way he'll stop, unless he is the business owner. But u could always sue if u got fired over it.

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nightwolf86 7

Take it as a compliment. Or sue the company for sexual harassment.

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WaywardDaughter 26

Seems to me that you need a new job or least a new boss...try talking to hr

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perdix 29

Let him know you are highly offended at what he wants to do to your ****. Pretty ******* need to be sucked. Sleeping on them would be a waste -- you can use moobs for that.

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Raath00 7

I'm sure a reduction would change things...but don't do it

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biggestfan23 11

I would say sue for sexual harassment but that just seems to easy

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Aeori 11

OP you live in the UK all you need is another employee to agree to confirm that your boss says this then go straight to your HR team. He'll get SO fired and you'll most likely get some compensation for the harassment! And if the HR team refuses to uphold your complaint you can go to tribunal and work through the complaint that way. Make sure to document when and where this harassment took place. And everything that happens once the official complaint is made.

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