Intimacy: Today, like every other day, my boss referred to my breasts as... - FML

By Emily27 - 20/01/2012 11:56 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, like every other day, my boss referred to my breasts as pillows he needs to nap on. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML

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By WeightonmyShoulders - 11/12/2015 21:10 - United States - Canandaigua

Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML

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Creeper alert!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML

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Dat ass

By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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By Sleepy - 09/10/2014 14:10 - United Kingdom - Hayes

Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML

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Creep in chief

By wow @ creepy fuckers - 17/11/2012 01:06 - United States

Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML

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By raquelcita - 26/08/2016 06:05 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2018 20:30

Today, like most days, I spent my lunch break with a sandwich in one hand while typing with the other, trying to keep up with my work load, while my coworker took a nap. We're supposed to be doing the same job, but he refuses to learn most of the software. The boss is fine with this. FML

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The 1970s called…

By titsmcgee - 11/02/2015 21:51 - United States - Oak Brook

Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML

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Bye bye

By Dan - 17/11/2020 22:58

Today, I fell asleep at work. I got woke up by my boss with a coffee and a referral letter. FML

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IceeCreamm 7

Friday 20 January 2012 16:01

sexual lawsuit, like a boss!

DocBastard 38

Friday 20 January 2012 17:04

Silentbutfunny - you are (unfortunately) neither of the adjectives in your username.

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meben 0

Friday 20 January 2012 17:36

Next time record it using your phone so you have proof. Then you have a very good chance of winning a high settlement sexual harassment lawsuit.

GoW_Chick 14

Friday 20 January 2012 17:40

Tell him to bad he's soon to be unemployed, and won't get a chance to use them.

cek31076 1

Friday 20 January 2012 17:41

Ummm that's sexual harassment

KandiHybrid 6

Friday 20 January 2012 17:50

Ugh, what a pervert..

3rdbass 9

Friday 20 January 2012 17:50

Do you work at Dunder Mifflin?

juicifer 0

Friday 20 January 2012 17:53

Laaaaaawsuiiiiit!..git money!

rubberduckie94 13

Friday 20 January 2012 18:07

I hope you don't work for your father. Just kidding. You need to get a recording of it and them take it to court. He should not be doing that.

YeaSo3 14

Friday 20 January 2012 18:09

Record him and sue him!

YeaSo3 14

Friday 20 January 2012 18:13

Mayb yu enjoy the attention if he says this to yu every day and yu haven't done anything about it

eatsleepjb 8

Friday 20 January 2012 19:35

"mayb yu" should learn how to spell

Deltajoel 0

Friday 20 January 2012 18:13

Contact your local EEOC office and are about going a title seven claim. They might be able to go straight to the employer (more money and it will send a big message to other scum bag bosses employed at that company).

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