By SingleStrongArm - 03/05/2013 05:16 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I don't think I could ever be with someone who doesn't value being hygienic.... That's gross.

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davidlyster 4

That's nasty. Time to get a new girlfriend.

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perdix 29

#54, Smell something, say something.

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asherm 15

Well maybe if she's stuck on a boat when de-salinator stops, yep you get used to wipes.... Otherwise, get her nasty ass in a shower

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notsofriendly 17

I saw a TV episode about a woman who didn't shower either - she'd been sexually abused as a child and showering triggered memories of the trauma. Might want to make sure there's no deeper reason...

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Raykyogrou03 12

Maybe she's practicing to be on the walking dead

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rt567 15

she ratchet! but seriously FYl.

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still_guns 16

I'm sorry mate, but why the hell are you still with her? Tell her its disgusting and she must, I repeat, MUST wash at least twice a week, or you'll dump her. If she still doesn't do it, tell her she can stick that filthy **** of hers in a sewer.

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Ameel_fml 19

Twice a week? I'd be aiming for at least once a day. She doesn't have to scrub everything like crazy, but washing those armpits and...uh...pubic area is a must.

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Filthy_Animal 25

So... you dont have sex rigth?? al least with eachother...

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alki_fml 5

time to move on before she infects you with fleas..

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Jharrist89 12

Do you dress up like Scuba Steve before bedtime?

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