By arctic1 - 27/05/2009 09:45 - United States

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Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
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fatfaceunited 0

How do you forget you have a boner? Generally they're pretty apparent. Unless you have a small dick in which case the mom probably didn't feel it

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warmvanillasugar 0

A congrats hug for what?

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Weabo_lotiso 0

and then what happened? jk. WAY TO FAIL.

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Eiotlrd 0

NEXT: score mom and daughter at the same time?

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Truan_fml 0

you must have an incredibly small penis not to feel it rubbing against your pant leg... seriously

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The_Dame 0

Wait, a congrats hug for getting a boner from your gf? I'm confused. :| YDI.

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chex_fml 0

lol wtf thats confusing :/ omg @ 27 =s

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vampire13 0

wat u say? and how did u forget u had a boner? >.

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natalieryanlol 0

haha well arent you a kook how the hell can you not remember you have a boner? but thats pretty sad

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ladywaldo 0

AWKWARD! Why did you want a hug from her mother, your priority should have been the Bonner you have and your girl that was just stroking YOU!

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