Intimacy: Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On...

By arctic1 - 27/05/2009 09:45 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML

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By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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Handy

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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By tigerbyrn - 30/05/2016 15:35 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML

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Not now, dude

By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:56 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2012 10:07 - United States

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

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By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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Bazinga

By Anonymous - 20/03/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we were hugging when she put her feet on my feet. We started walking around like that and I said, "This is hard to maintain." She replied with "So's your erection." FML

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By shallowvomit1013 - 23/12/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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fatfaceunited 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 16:29

How do you forget you have a boner? Generally they're pretty apparent. Unless you have a small dick in which case the mom probably didn't feel it

warmvanillasugar 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 16:30

A congrats hug for what?

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ms_not_so_happy 0

Friday 1 January 2010 15:53

how can u forgot a boner?

kevinwestonjonah 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:01

fake and gay!!

kman666 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 1:32

must be pretty small if u forgot u were hard....

damaged_66 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 19:48

Haha dumbass! Next time you shouldn't hug someon when your hard.

few12 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 18:58

You can hug someone with your penis facing another direction

Reus_fml 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 2:11

How do you NOT notice your hard on? And why would you thrust your pelvis into her ma anyway?

chaleighrae7 4

Saturday 14 May 2011 4:26

nothin like a real **** block

niebauer 9

Wednesday 7 December 2011 4:54

Congrats for what?

dabram71 1

Monday 13 February 2012 8:56

LOLWUT

TergesteCity 12

Monday 28 May 2012 4:24

what is a congrat hug? and why you asked it? O_o

mojo5678 5

Monday 9 July 2012 8:23

All I want to do right now is read more about how it's impossible to forget that you have an erection and that he didn't explain what the hug was for!