By arctic1 - 27/05/2009 09:45 - United States

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Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
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fatfaceunited 0

How do you forget you have a boner? Generally they're pretty apparent. Unless you have a small dick in which case the mom probably didn't feel it

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warmvanillasugar 0

A congrats hug for what?

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rixbury 0

This is a BS FML there is no way you "forget" you have a boner....der, I am a dumbshit and forgot I have a boner and hug the mom....deeeerrrrr

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thebigslim 13

Ok.... this is where you make sure your girlfriend takes care of the boner before going to the parents place. At least the mom knows what you are packing when you are giving it to her daughter.

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mxf06 0

do you have a boner so often that you don't even notice when you get one? that's sad

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trilingualnerd 0

#27 was majorly creepy and im really confused as to why your GIRLFRIENDS mom was giving YOU a congrats hug

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rukusrazor 0

First of all #54, thank you. Win to everyone that stated: "Why did you asked for a congrats hug?" This whole thing was just written horribly.

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