By arctic1 - 27/05/2009 09:45 - United States

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Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
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fatfaceunited 0

How do you forget you have a boner? Generally they're pretty apparent. Unless you have a small dick in which case the mom probably didn't feel it

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warmvanillasugar 0

A congrats hug for what?

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texashorns82492 0

I'm calling BS on this one. Unless you're completely retarded, you wouldn't forget that you had a boner. Moron...

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live_your_life_fml 0

honestly, how could you forget/not notice that you still had a boner??

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GrapefruitZoe 0

#15, you're...dumb. Not kidding. Girls aren't obligated to get their boys off all the time.

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NorfolkDude 2

Did she say, "So is that a ring in your pocket or are ya happy to see me?"

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magiczipperman 0

dude how do u forget u have boner?! well maybe her mom is hot

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love15_fml 8

How did you forget that?!?! And why were you getting a congrats hug? And wow #27... wow

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somemike 0

big deal, and thats the reason for FML? you probably haven't read more than 2 posts here or are here too long and think that everything is FML

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Emwo 0

| | awkward. you got 2 good things and 1 awkward result, nice.

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