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By arctic1 - 27/05/2009 09:45 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML

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By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:56 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2012 10:07 - United States

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

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By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we were hugging when she put her feet on my feet. We started walking around like that and I said, "This is hard to maintain." She replied with "So's your erection." FML

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By shallowvomit1013 - 23/12/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Wednesday 27 May 2009 16:29

How do you forget you have a boner? Generally they're pretty apparent. Unless you have a small dick in which case the mom probably didn't feel it

warmvanillasugar 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 16:30

A congrats hug for what?

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writerajere 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:38

It's only an fml if she didn't smile...

ShelbySayWhah 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:40

HAHHHHHH!!!! that sucks. Good luck with that, its in the past, its all gooood.

that_funny_girl 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:49

As everyone else asked..Why were you asking for a congratulatory hug? And how did you forget you had an erection? Something just doesn't add up here.

beatn 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:59

she's your girlfriend, she shouldn't care, and if she was rubbing you, she should have already known that she was going to give you one. not an fml, unless she's just a weird tease. lol

xo_emily_xo 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 2:04

Agreed with everyone else who wrote this...how the HELL could you not remember you had a boner?! OMG, ******* 'tard!! And also, why were you hugging your gf's mom??

pete275 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 2:09

congrats hug because you were about to get laid? next time, just to be safe, ask for a congrats high-five

trapiadora 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 2:12

How does someone forget they have a boner thats just rediculouse. And how does your girlfriend not notice before you hugged her mom that he still has a boner. The congrats hug just makes it sound fake. If its real the guy needs help . Of what specific kind i am not sure.