By Anonyme - 17/12/2015 06:24 - France - Lyon

Today, Murphy's law didn't check out: my piece of toast didn't fall on the side containing the spread of jam. However, when I leaned against the corner of the table to pick it up, I knocked a full ashtray on top of it. FML
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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Tray to be more careful next time, dumbash.

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Jiratias 36

And Murphy's law still applies just a bit later, with interest. Everything is normal

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Comments

NickACD 27

Who cares, not your body or life. You judge mental prick, you can't decide what other people do you jackass.

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itwasntme14 19

@58 "judgmental" if you're going to chastise someone don't sound like a moron doing it.

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NickACD 27

Also, this isn't a ******* English paper. I can make spelling mistakes every now and then. I believe this was my only mistake this week.

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Destiny8745 29

@NickACD I really like your determination to correct people. Keep up the good work. :)

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remometol 16

If the toast doesn't fall on the side with the jam, you spread the jam on the wrong side.

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EarlFug 19

Whew! Doh! A piece of toast is a pretty small price to pay for a funny moment.

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Alexandria79 22

the universe is telling you its time to quit.

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EarlFug 19

Guys, no need for the judge-fest. Substitute bowl of grated parmesan cheese for ashtray and it's a funny story.

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freddygasman 18

actually if it was just buttered toast it would be a problem I could really sink my teeth into, after a bit of garlic and olive oil of course

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metalgearsoldier 6

i was too lazy to check if anyone mentioned it until now, but not only does murphy's law say that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, (toast falling on the jam-side), it also says that things will go wrong in the worst possible way (the toast giving you hope by falling "wrong"side up but then getting showered with ash).

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logank013 20

I think the gods might be telling you to stop smoking...

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