By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 499
You deserved it 3 233

Same thing different taste

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If he ever complains he's hot, pee on him. He'll get it.

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That's really gross!!!! I feel bad now I'm thinking that I don't want a brother.

Mipz 2

Love how you use "urinate" to sound mature and then ruin it with "piss."

laura109109 1

this make me thankful that my 10 year old brother would never do anything like that !

trippythehippy 6

If it helps (I know it doesn't), I once had a girl get so trashed at one of my parties... She opened a cabinet, backed in, and urinated in a saucepan...

What, was he allowed out of his room without his helmet on? Really what an idiot!

What does burnt piss smell like I now wonder?

brick_man33 14

and that child shall be re-named bear grylls..." that stove will cause a fire, better piss on it to survive".

Lols at the awesomeness of this comment.