Kids: Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate...

By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

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By neednewfriends - 19/12/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2017 14:00

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2014 01:16 - United States - Newton Center

Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML

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By NikkiiFireStarter - 20/10/2009 10:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my 10 year old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including an £600 guitar. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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Tuesday 27 December 2011 18:55

I'd be pissed.

PaulB123 11

Tuesday 27 December 2011 18:56

If he ever complains he's hot, pee on him. He'll get it.

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maddienoelle 13

Wednesday 28 December 2011 6:19

Ehh, he's 10...he has time to learn.

bettedavis 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 7:21

are you serious?

musicman439 2

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:13

@Rainchikmoo I think you mean "effective"

musicman439 2

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:13

@Rainchikmoo I think you mean "effective"

musicman439 2

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:13

@Rainchikmoo I think you mean "effective"

musicman439 2

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:13

@Rainchikmoo I think you mean "effective"

Mf2307 15

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:35

that totally sucks and would not be able to handle the smell

qwerewqx9899 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:42

All i want to know is. Did the oven cool down

edgestr 2

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:47

Boy Scout put out! But that's usually done with a fire... and out side lol.

cocodecoeur 12

Wednesday 28 December 2011 12:20

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