Intimacy: Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's...

By SLA - 23/03/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Leyla - 14/07/2012 07:09 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 23:01 - United States - Parkersburg

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

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By tony456 - 11/07/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

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By Now Single - 03/04/2011 08:06 - Reserved

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2019 18:00

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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Jaywin 3

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:07

Your 11 year old bro is getting some mad recess swing-set pussy. More power to him.

MaCherie_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:06

"UR DOING IT WRONG." This made me laugh :D

Comments

tappm98 22

Tuesday 25 October 2011 1:52

I agree with everybody else..I wld have given your bro a hight five too

A7X2012 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 10:29

The birds and the bees are a whole lot personal to him now lol

kyukun13 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 12:39

how does a 11 year old find that out. oh right the internet

aribg 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 18:25

How would he know?

LuckMyFive 4

Thursday 10 May 2012 13:15

This is just brilliant, especially for the boyfriend to high-five the little brother.

caramell_1D 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 4:17

That's not an "FML," that's an "LOL"

HitchHiker42 18

Sunday 25 November 2012 14:48

That's terrible, but your brother and boyfriend are both awesome.

cartedor 18

Sunday 30 December 2012 11:02

Awesome. Wahaha. This is too good.

stitesy29 18

Thursday 18 April 2013 22:28

LOL

xXNerrrdXx 16

Saturday 25 May 2013 16:02

epic bro u got there...although he is a bit young xD

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