By Anonymous - 17/11/2014 15:47 - United States - Rochester

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Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML
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Crenny 16

Volcanoes aren't places you wanna be thrown into.

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luckysilverbell 5

How much Supernatural does your daughter watch?

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Dro23 10

She's too little to know about that, make sure you have the talk with her before something else happens.

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MFcoffee 12

thats actually kind of adorable, but yeah it's time for a talk.

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mld4657 28

um maybe you should start with some parenting skills.

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maylie25 18

Kind of sounds like she watched a certain episode of Supernatural lol

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stargirl_95 24

She sounds really naive and like she doesn't quite know what she's talking about. I wouldn't worry too much if I were you. Just have the talk with her and assure her that no one is going to throw her into a volcano for being a virgin

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wickedalwayswins 7

There is a card in the Cards Against Humanity game that says "throwing a virgin into a volcano" but it's a dirty and incredibly laughable game...

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cutiepie600 8

why does she think she will be thrown into a volcano ?

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worldclassrager 39

Whom filled her head with that lie? That should be straightened out...and quick as well

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Saraishi 24

You shouldn't have told her all those mayan bedtime stories.

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