By Anonymous - 17/11/2014 15:47 - United States - Rochester

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Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML
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Crenny 16

Volcanoes aren't places you wanna be thrown into.

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lacrosse_53 10

I think that May be a supernatural reference idk...

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SteakBarker 5

"Who told you that?" "Our satanic cult in school."

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bobsanction 18

Well, I can't deny her logic.

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sarah2144 14

There's also a Seinfeld episode where Jerry has a bit about how they used to throw virgins into volcanos.

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mimi809o 21

she probably means the ancient Aztec tradition where they throw a virgin into the volcano to appease the gods into giving them a good rain season

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blackonblight 32

Remind her that she'd be giving up on unicorns. And a unicorn would totally protect her from getting tossed into a volcano. Because unicorn.

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LotsOfConfusion 9

I would REALLLLLYYYY like to know where the heck she got that idea from??

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Sakuraashita 15

Umm.... Where exactly did she get this from?

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