By Zufallian - 03/06/2015 00:55 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, my 14 year old brother and 9 year old sister were fighting. My brother said "You suck!" to my sister, and she replied with "You swallow!" FML
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WCARlover 34

About 6 years ago now, when I was a day camp counselor, I was appalled at some of the sexual things 12 year old boys would say TOWARDS me. It was shocking and disturbing and I'm sure kids are only getting worse about it at a younger age...

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Comments

jadeleepenguin 29

How exactly is this FML worthy? Am I missing something?

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Patriots21 14

Do you find it completely normal for a 9 year old to use ******** references?

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jadeleepenguin 29

No, 9 year olds shouldn't know about that but how does it affect OP in any way? It's not really something to be like "oh my little sibling knows about sex FML"

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Darkness_Hate 29

If it's not shocking it's surprising to hear that from pre-teens.

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Patriots21 14

Some people actually care about their younger siblings upbringing, and it certainly raises red flags to hear a sibling that's 9 discussing sex.

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jadeleepenguin 29

OP never said how old they were. You don't know that they were younger.

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JMichael 25

The FML is about the fact that OP overheard them talking that way when obviously it was something she shouldn't have heard.

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Jiratias 36

#40 "my 14 years old brother and 9 years old sister..." If you read this sentence very carefully, you can actually infer their age...

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jadeleepenguin 29

It just says 14 and 9. There is nowhere that says "older" or "younger". OP could be 13, 8, 20? It only says "brother and sister"

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kmccain 27

True it doesn't say whether OP is older or younger, but it can be inferred.

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TheBossBryson 11

That's the best comeback ever though...

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worldclassrager 39

You suck! Finish him You Swallow! Fatality Completely owned...best comeback ever

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its_syerra 12

My 2 little brothers do that all the time. They are 8 and 9..

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Mindashy 13

You're completely over reading this... When I was a kid, my comebacks basically consisted of saying the opposite of what other person said. This may be what happened here...

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MzZombicidal 36

The opposite of suck is swallow? How?

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davek 36

Haha, that's genius. He's gonna need some ice for that burn.

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