By Zufallian - 03/06/2015 00:55 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, my 14 year old brother and 9 year old sister were fighting. My brother said "You suck!" to my sister, and she replied with "You swallow!" FML
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WCARlover 34

About 6 years ago now, when I was a day camp counselor, I was appalled at some of the sexual things 12 year old boys would say TOWARDS me. It was shocking and disturbing and I'm sure kids are only getting worse about it at a younger age...

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ProSwimmerFL 16

OMG THATS FREAKING GREAT I LAUGHED SO HARD!

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MetalSonicCD 13

He needs some ice for that burn

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myanichole 22

My 10 year old brother did the same thing...

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Crescent_Moon 17

I've gotta give props to her. At least she used it wisely. Unlike my 8 year old brother who doesn't know how to make any good comebacks and uses the word dick every chance he gets.

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pizzacat2424 2

you lick it up as spit it back in to your mom

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Mightytall 35

WIN! That is the best comeback to "you suck!" that I have heard so far!

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speed150mph 2

It's fml's like this that make me wish they'd have a button that says "win" cuz this totally fits. I mean sure you may argue that they shouldn't know about that but seriously, kids it seem start talking about this stuff on the playground right around that age.

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Sergei_Borodov 0

The **** does this even have to do with you? How is this an FML?

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