By younggrammy - 20/08/2009 20:15 - United States

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Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 61 230
You deserved it 45 498

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Im guessing your daughter never came to one of these speakings right?

dspadres 0

I didn't know Sarah Palin visited FML! Awesome.

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schoolsucks427 1

Thats what you get for not being realistic. Kids have hormonal urges and you should have taught how to satisfy it safely rather than expect her just to ignore those feelings. My mother was realistic and I wasn't knocked up at 14. Put this in you're speech, USE CONDOMS.

FTW111849695 0

Well, thats an uber fail. Wait to go, I'm sure you probably tell all the PARENTS in your audience to be aware of their teenager's moves. Lemme guess, were you teaching this to an audience WHILE your daughter was getting knocked up? Smooth.

Htownmichigan 0

Wow. Being a 14 year old girl, and having a huge part in raising my 3 year old sister, she's got a whole lot coming for her.

I was about to click 'deserve', but then I read that you teach about celibacy AND safe sex. Read the entire post, people!

YamahaMama09 0

Here try this new perscription it's called "nosexatall"..... for you idiots out there read each word of it.

thewonkits 0

I'm not one to say who should and shouldn't have sex... It's based on the maturity of the individual person... But your daughter is an idiot, is too immature for sex, and should not be having sex. And never let her get a license. And don't let her operate a coffee maker, she'll probably hurt herself with that too.

hm, guess u should've cared more about your own family then others.